Farm chatter

[MysteryChicken]

X2. That just makes me mad if someone did that

One reason I'm gonna breed an attack chicken.

 

[MysteryChicken]

I'm so sorry. That would break my heart.

 

[Fuchsia]

Hello!

What did I miss? I'm like 100 pages back. I don't want to read them.

We got to page 1,000 thousand I see

 

[HuffleClaw]

One reason I'm gonna breed an attack chicken.

For some reason, I think it would also attack you. That wouldn’t be fun.

 

[CHlCKEN]

We have one neighbor, who is abit of a jerk, but not towards the chickens. Just my dad, & grandpa so I know it wasn't him. We're out in the country, where we're surrounded by other chicken owners.

No cameras out looking at coop right now, but am planning to set up security soon.

If you have any cameras right now, I would set them up tonight

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

I'm afraid to click the links......

You'll get rick-rolled.

Oh my goodness no.

It takes you to a song.

THE SONG.

What just happened all of a sudden? People are confused and happy roosters have gone mad....I left for a few seconds!

Happy is always angry.

I made a best Boofling contest!!!!

I WILL BE TAKING PICTURES.

I'm so sorry.

I'd better start work on that straight away. How neglectful of me.

XD XD

I should change my user to OneHappyDuck. Then we can both be happy (angry)

I LOVE THIS IDEA, NO JOKE.

I always want to steal baby cows when we drive past them but apparently they dont fit in the car

Sheep do.
They fit in the back of a minivan. You can fit a lamb in there.

My mint cookies are tiding me over for now... how many candy cans do you think I could get for $10 at CVS?

As many candy cans as possible.

Perfect!! I think that'd be enough to get me through Christmas and new years.

No. You need much more.

Sad news. I found my Big Boy dead in the henhouse with his neck wrung. This wasn't an animal killing, he had no obvious wounds. No sign of a bad rooster fight either.

Oh no!!!!

If you'd like, I'll personally hunt down and assassinate whoever did this. Padlocks on the coop doors could be a good investment as well.

Agreed.

I think I want a dog. A bigger dog breed that barks. I wanna keep stuff AWAY from my poultry coops.

Great Pyrs. They bark SO LOUD.

I was thinking one of those breeds. Or maybe a rescue. Then again training an adult dog seems hard.

Pyrs are natural guard dogs.

 

[CHlCKEN]

Hello!

What did I miss? I'm like 100 pages back. I don't want to read them.

We got to page 1,000 thousand I see

We made it to page 1000, CluckNDoodle tried to RickRoll us (but failed thanks to the insurance ads that played first!) then Happy was Angry, I decided to foster a three legged cat ( a cat that is about to have amputation surgery) and then MysteryChicken’s rooster has been killed by a heartless person

 

[MysteryChicken]

For some reason, I think it would also attack you. That wouldn’t be fun.

At this point I wouldn't care, It would be the only man fighter I'd accept. Butchered my last one this year, so I don't have an attacker.

 

[HappyDuckie]

I should change my user to OneHappyDuck. Then we can both be happy (angry)

OMG. I got a love reaction from Happy

 

[The Happster]

CluckNDoofle tried to RickRoll us (but failed thanks to the insurance ads that played first!)

Actually she didn't fail with me.
It happened three times in a row. I'm new to this.