Farm chatter

[CHlCKEN]

I don't have a pocket knife, and they're not as cute as the cats

Safer. I want you to be safe.

 

[The Happster]

I don't have a pocket knife, and they're not as cute as the cats

You're trying to tell me you think a cute cat is going to be more effective than a pocket knife?

 

[CHlCKEN]

If a stranger comes up and talks to you just say “Shut your face, it might make it look a bit better”

works on bullies too. I’ve tested it.
(I’m not mean, I just need to defend myself sometimes and the old fashioned ‘that’s not nice’ doesn’t get you very far )

 

[ChickForLife]

Trust me, if that happens, just insult your kidnapper until they run off. Works every time. Or just carry a pocket knife.

I don't have a pocket knife, and they're not as cute as the cats

I have 5! I never carry them around though unless I am gonna use it like opening a bag of feed or other random stuff. I sometimes whittle too.

 

[CHlCKEN]

I have 5! I never carry them around though unless I am gonna use it like opening a bag of feed or other random stuff. I sometimes whittle too.

Don’t go to crazy with your toys. I don’t think any human needs that many knives with them

 

[CHlCKEN]

Guys I just found pics of my old chickens back when they went on a roost strike!

 

[ChickForLife]

Don’t go to crazy with your toys. I don’t think any human needs that many knives with them

Well they have different purposes. Some are mulitools, some are for whittling, and some are some are for looks and play.

 

[ChickForLife]

Guys I just found pics of my old chickens back when they went on a roost strike!

A what!?

 

[CHlCKEN]

Makes me tear up

There’s Brooster the Rooster!
I believe the speckled Sussex on the far end is Poppy
There’s another SS tail on the right end. I think it’s Henrietta!

 

[ChickForLife]

View attachment 2504671Makes me tear up

There’s Brooster the Rooster!
I believe the speckled Sussex on the far end is Poppy
There’s another SS tail on the right end. I think it’s Henrietta!

Wow, that is a lot of BR's!