I am right there with you, Bee.
My daughter had heard me fuss, grumble, preach, etc about that horrible book "50 shades of Grey" that it being made into a MOVIE!!!!!
So what does she do?? She brings a book home to me that is a parody called "50 Shades of Chicken"!!! It main characters are Miss Hen.......and a chef!!!! I didn't think too much about initially, but I opened it......OH.....MY.......GOODNESS....I have been married for 25 years and have two children.......and it still made me blush! My daughter stood there while I read the first couple of paragraphs, and absolutely died laughing at me!! I just thumbed through to see the recipes, and then I made her put it away and threatened her if she showed it to her father! The truly sad part is that the 50 shades are 50 chicken recipes, which look wonderful, if you can get past the suggestive language......