Fermenting Feed for Meat Birds

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@Bee... Maaaaybe you ought to open one of those nonprofit Rooster Rescues??? You could get people to pay you out the wazooo to let their roosters live out their lives at your place. You could charge them a monthly fee or figure out how much/month X expected number of years a roo is expected to live and charge a lifetime fee. You could even put in a "bed and breakfast" so they could come visit their roo. Should you decide to do this I was to be an investor!

Now that would be the ticket, wouldn't it? I'd make money for sure but I'd have to live very, very far from the nearest neighbor to keep peace with them. They'd all have to wear pinless peepers so they wouldn't kill one another....they'd look so cool walking around with their little "shades" on.

Don't laugh too hard...somewhere in this crazy country is just such a place with just such crazy people paying to keep their roosters there. I can almost bet on it.

And those folks are laughing all the way to the bank.

 

[Beekissed]

Sounds perdy. I like some color. I think my roo is just a grouch. And grouchy roos taste like...chicken. lol

When ya gonna off that terrorist?

 

[Triple Willow]

  Now that would be the ticket, wouldn't it?  I'd make money for sure but I'd have to live very, very far from the nearest neighbor to keep peace with them.  They'd all have to wear pinless peepers so they wouldn't kill one another....they'd look so cool walking around with their little "shades" on. 

Don't laugh too hard...somewhere in this crazy country is just such a place with just such crazy people paying to keep their roosters there.  I can almost bet on it.  :/   And those folks are laughing all the way to the bank. 

Ohhh nooo Bee, those pinless peepers would be so inhumane! They would all need thier own seperate condo. LOL Sounds ridiculous but no doubt if they aren't already out there they are in the making. I just don't know if I can handle more tear jerker commercials!

 

[Triple Willow]

When ya gonna off that terrorist?   

Well... those Aussie layers are hard to beat. I don't know where I can find another Aussie roo around here that can make me some. But I'm thinking about upsetting his apple cart pretty soon. I'm probably going to move him to the rooster pen and put the Ancona roo in with the Aussie pullets. I want to see what Ancona X Aussie cross pullets will do.

 

[LindaB220]

Woo hoo!! 1400 pages. We sure do talk a lot. Funny I'm never bored. The most interesting thread on here.

 

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Well... those Aussie layers are hard to beat. I don't know where I can find another Aussie roo around here that can make me some. But I'm thinking about upsetting his apple cart pretty soon. I'm probably going to move him to the rooster pen and put the Ancona roo in with the Aussie pullets. I want to see what Ancona X Aussie cross pullets will do.

How about you get him a set of those pinless peepers and see if that doesn't settle him down? They are pretty cheap and folks say they work to keep birds from pecking or fighting one another...could be it would work on fighting humans too.

 

[Beekissed]

Woo hoo!! 1400 pages. We sure do talk a lot. Funny I'm never bored. The most interesting thread on here.

I agree! The nicest folks to talk to on the whole forum!

 

[Triple Willow]

How about you get him a set of those pinless peepers and see if that doesn't settle him down?  They are pretty cheap and folks say they work to keep birds from pecking or fighting one another...could be it would work on fighting humans too. 

Hmmm... might work. I suppose it will be a chicken disaster moving him away from his flock huh? lol If I had enough pens I would let him stay with four that he is with now. That's an idea...

 

[RachaelS]

I know it is old, but makes me laugh EVERY TIME

A RETIREE'S LAST TRIP to Food Lion


Yesterday I was at my local Food Lion buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant?

So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here
that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Food Lion won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day!

 

[Beekissed]

Boy, does that sound like something I would do!!! I love yankin' people's chains!