My dad was telling me the other day, he gave someone an emu egg, expressed very blatently to go home and blow the egg out right away and allow it to aire out and dry out...well....man did not heed "dear ole dad's" advice and placed it on his dresser in his room. I'm not sure how many days passed, but sometime, in the night the dog bumped the dresser and said emu egg rolled to the floor filling the room with an awfull smell!!! If any of you have ever seen an emu egg, you know the monstrosities that they are, they are full of about 1 pound + of slimey gooeyness, and to have that gooeyness go bad and coat your bedroom floor in the middle of the night....well lets just say i had a good laugh ot the poor guys expense! I wanted so badly to know if the flooring was carpet...that woulda been the smelling icing on the cake for me! Lack of common sense on the part of others just makes me giggle like a little girl. Is that wrong of me? LOL