Finish this book!

[Amer]

Lauren- red sex link that randomly got left on crazy chicken lady's doorstep in terrible condition. Now she is better though.

 

[chickencheeper]

DUCKS
Finn- welsh harlequin
Penny- blue Swedish
Pie- Silver Appleyard
Madam quackington- saxony

 

[Amer]

Ok. That's probably enough so everyone forgets them all.

 

[chickencheeper]

(I’m running out of unique breeds and names here)
SASSY GUINEA FOWLS
Coal
Sandy
Rob
Hoot
Tom

 

[chickencheeper]

Ok. That's probably enough so everyone forgets them all.

We’ll only use some of them in the story to come

 

[Amer]

A glw named Maybelline says "you forgot me!" And flips her hair.

 

[Amer]

I have like a ton more breeds I could use, but not names.

 

[chickencheeper]

Anyway… with thorn and willow off parading their newly reunited gosling around everything returned back to normal, I gathered my chicks to tell them a story…

 

[chickencheeper]

(Chicks being bob, tucker, plucker, and clucker)

 

[Amer]

Maybelline was young and wanted to find out how hens did that mothering thing. Bob got all excited. "This ain't my first rodeo," said Little Timmy. "She's gonna do Chicken Little or Henny Penny which is basically the same thing, except with an eccentric female. It's so boring and such a lie."
"What's that? It sounds exciting!" Cried Clucker.