Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[Melabella]

When you go grocery shopping and purchase extras for them to eat too

How true!

I just bought a $1.75 papaya at the grocery today. I have never tried nor do I intend to eat one, but boy do the girls love it!

and by the way......

to Back Yard Chickens FamilyOChickens!

So glad you have joined us!!

Welcome from New York,

MB

 

[Melabella]

When you go out in a blizzard or pouring rain, just to make sure your chickens are alright.
When you spend most of the summer under the tree by your coop watching your hens pick for bugs.
When you cry everytime something happens to your chickens.
When you have names for all of them and can tell each one apart from a far distance.
When you spend most of the day fantasizing about all the breeds of hens you should have.
When people tell you you have chicken poop on your clothes/shoes and you don't even care.
When you know which chickens are BFF's and you always make sure they are put next to each other on the roosts every night.
When the only things you want are fancy chicken coops and more chickens.
My list goes on and on... Lol!

When I spend hours fantasizing about buying 10 chicks from Greenfire Farms that will cost me only $1,683. dollars!

 

[The Chickeneer]

When you get exited because there is a chicken on TV

 

[jrottie]

Your smart *** Neighbor has a custom nylon banner made that reads "The Chicken Dynasty", and hangs it over your Driveway.

 

[arcy liger]

When I spend all day seeing them...

 

[CountryGeorge]

....when you talk to the chickens more than you do to the human critters in your household.

 

[1MrsMagoo]

When your chicken math begins to look like this: I have room for 12 birds so I'll hatch 33.

 

[Roxannemc]

You are cooking spegetti oatmeal and eggs for them but give your family frozen pizza and your grown son calls me( his mom )Chicken Charlie

 

[Chicks Galore3]

When you write a school report on chickens and their ancestors

when you hear a loud distressed cluck and say, "Polly! Sienna is over here!" And the chicken actually goes over where you pointed....

 

[little farmer]

When on the back of your family's Christmas card there's a chicken.