Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[Roxannemc]

When you get a Lowes credit card need new porch boards $200 total but spend$800 on building chicken coops and runs instead..sadly this is true.I can only tell byc-ers this and be understood

 

[chickobsessed]

So many of these posts made me laugh. Especially when i think most of them are so me.

 

[BethanyS]

You heat up your truck every morning for the chicks u take to work cause u want to play with them during breaks

 

[Roxannemc]

I am ABSOLUTELY NOT addicted to chickens!!!

....and I don't care what my friends and family say!

Their little surprise "Intervention" was just a silly waste of my time.... time I could have spent with my chickens!

HAHAHAHA

 

[Roxannemc]

You know when .....you sit on a big tin can chicken on your lap cutitng and washing a ton of poo off its butt as it all runs down your leg into your shorts and shoe. THATS WHEN!!!

And when you sit for 3 hours just reading THESE posts and agreeing.. thats ME... and laughing
A_D_D_I_C_T_E_D

 

[rekkas peeps]

when your vanity plate on your Scion xB reads :CKNCOOP

 

[UtahChickenDad]

When you record your chickens egg announcement for your phones ring tone

 

[tracylo09]

When you deliver your eggs to your customers and tell them which chicken laid which egg .....I did this just yesterday

 

[PrairieChickens]

You know you're addicted to chickens when...

...Google automatically assumes you want to search for something about chickens.

...Google is usually right.

...your friends and neighbors refer to you as "the crazy chicken lady/man".

...you have a refrigerator (or two) that is just for storing eggs.

...you have converted your garage into a chicken coop and now park your car under a tarp.

...you installed AC in your coops so you can keep varieties that don't tolerate your summers.

...you have more pictures of your chickens than of your own family.

...your profile picture on social networking sites is a picture of one of your chickens.

...you take your chickens' tastes into consideration when buying groceries for yourself.

...the local grocer knows this and sets aside old produce to dump off on you.

...you own coffee mugs, t-shirts, or other items with pictures of your chickens on them.
And finally...

...there's feathers in your hair, poop on your shoes, litter on your pants, and eggs in your pockets, and you wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[Crafty-Duck]

When you make your own natural coop cleaner,dust mask (pink material

),duster,and nest box herb blend and your actually a little excited to go clean the coop!