Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[jeepgirl13]

When the present you are most excited about on your sons birthday is the first egg from one of your hens that got laid right in the middle of the coop run! True story happened yesterday!

 

[StelleKitten]

When your husband shows up the chicks as an apology instead of flowers. I really should have been more mad but who can be mad with little fuzz butts?

 

[mistressangyl]

When your husband shows up the chicks as an apology instead of flowers. I really should have been more mad but who can be mad with little fuzz butts?

LOL love it would LOVE for my BF to bring me fuzzy butts

 

[PrairieChickens]

When you literally write a book about your chickens.

When you start a facebook page about chickens.

When friends and family start referring to you as "Mama Hen" and "The Crazy Chicken Lady".

When you realize you officially know more about chickens than your own relatives.

 

[StelleKitten]

When you realize you officially know more about chickens than your own relatives.

Crud, I thought that was normal. Lol

Jsut got one today. When your alarm clock can't budge you but hearing a turkey poult (who is outside and fairly far from the house) start it's panic peeps, gets you not only out of bed but out the door and crawling under the shed to fetch the turkey that was lost.

 

[chickencrazy429]

~when you Mom asks you what you were doing you respond "On BYC." and your brother says "Like normal."
~when you have to call your Mom at a birthday part to remind her to put your hens to bed.

 

[mfpif16]

Lol, normal expressions far a teenage girl are BFF, BF, BRB, but not for me. I have BYC.

~when you have a chicken coop taking up half the room in your garage.
~when your friend is talking about her stupid middle school drama and you say "I don't need a boyfriend. I have books and chickens. what else do you need in life?"

 

[mistressangyl]

When your chicken coop ends up costing more than your van

 

[StelleKitten]

when you base the decision to move into a new house on how many chickens you can have there...

 

[PrairieChickens]

When you go to the store with a sick chick tucked in your shirt and the clerk doesn't even bat an eyelash because you're...well... you.