Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[loveourbirds]

when you have more chickens than friends.

when you go to the feed store to get a week's supply and it costs over $200

when you build a $10,000 barn instead of adding onto your 700-800 square foot home.

when you buy them, get them home, and then think about where your going to put them.

when your walking through the local grocery and you hear "hey chicken man"

when you and your neighbors no longer need an alarm clock to get up at 5 am.

when you no longer have to mow your yard, and chickens are the only livestock you have.

when your chickens are more valuable than your and your spouse's car combined.


just for the record, im not addicted

 

[chickencrazy429]

~when you wake up early so that you can wake them up

 

[redrstr29]

...when you say LOOK AT THOSE BREASTS....and this is what you meant

 

[Chickies4ever]

~when people come to your house and give you egg cartons cause they know you have chickens

 

[LibRat]

When you hurry to pick up feathers before your husband gets out of bed so he don't know they've been in the house (again) then the family cat walks by with one sticking off his tail!

Or.... When your favorite girl has a "good side"

 

[chickencrazy429]

~when you're home alone and you bring your chickens inside secretly. XD

 

[nannie]

when you enjoy your evening glass of wine,along with husband having his beer.we sit on 5 gallon buckets .TRUE COUNTRY LIVING.

 

[blueberryskye]

When you go out to your chickens in your pajamas (lol)

I think I'll be doing this tonight
When you think you won't sleep very well because your chicks are in their coop for the first time.

 

[chickenoverlord]

When you contemplate shooting the neighbors dog because it killed some of your hens, lol.

 

[fastbird]

When one is way to many but 30 is not enough...