Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[1crazychick]

You spend more time cleaning the girls' coop and run than you do your house.

AMEN!!

 

[StelleKitten]

when you are getting ready to start a career as an over the road truck driver and you keep trying to figure out how top take your favorite chicken with you.

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

Ha ha!! Actually ours is now in the run lol

I wouldn't do that they'll leave not so pleasant presents on it

 

[appps]

I wouldn't do that they'll leave not so pleasant presents on it

So far so good. They pooped on our timber one but they don't seem to like the more curvy plastic chairs as roosts.

 

[LBejaran]

You know you're addicted to raising backyard chickens when...each cluck from your chickens is automatically translated into personality-filled phrases for your own entertainment.

You know you're addicted to raising backyard chickens when...even on vacation, you request photo updates on any and all chicks, especially those who have just hatched.

You know you're addicted to raising backyard chickens when...you can hold a chick in your hand and say, "You're the cutest thing I have ever seen," whilst the little bugger poops on your hand.

...At least, that's how I know I love my babies, hehehe!

 

[chicken gal]

I try to be sneaky sometimes when I go to collect eggs, but they always catch on to me. Next thing I know, there's 20 curious faces peering in at me from the coop door like "Got any treats?"

heheheheheheheheheh

 

[DLV58]

When your Christmas list (in July) is all chicken items

 

[outdoorschick91]

When you keep wanting to expand/upgrade your coop to house more chickens

When you go though hatchery catalogs and dogear pages of the chickens you want someday

When you can tell what breed of chicken you are looking at just by looking at it

When you start decorating your house is everything chicken related

When you want a new chicken feeder for your birthday

When you talk about your chickens to people like they are your children

When you wish chickens did not carry samonella so you could snuggle them 24-7

When you wear feathers for earrings because they remind you of your chickies

When you would do anything to protect your feathered friends, like spend soooo much money to build a better coop

 

[lou2000]

When your mom has to ban you from talking about chickens

 

[elliechooks]

My sister arrived at my house today carrying some thing and I thought 'that's too small for a travelling chicken cage surely?' then realised it is a live rat trap!!!