Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[stormylady]

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Just said that exact thing to my sister, then read your post!

 

[Mama Hen Chris]

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Not to change the subject but I saw Gir above your "Chicken Hugger" and thought of my son. His favorite character is Gir. I made him a birthday cake when he was home on leave. He is in the Navy. Just wanted to share.

 

[JD4570]

You begin to enjoy "chicken kisses".

you don't mind the hens checking your pockets for treats. you refer to the amended soil in the garden with the litter from the chicken house as being "chicken flavored".

you've actually tried the scratch feed.

The girls break into a chorus of the egg song ... and you join them.

You tell Dudley ,my rooster, "Yo bro, got your french fries, cold from the fridge just like you like 'em."

You put your 10 week old pullet named "Nugget" on the roost pole and " tuck" her in for the night. You've actually found $4.31 in change scratching barefoot in the grass!

You like visiting your neighbors house, to see his chickens.

You go to bed and you say your prayers you include the chickens and you wish everyone sweet dreams; night night Nugget.

 

[GoodLuckCharlie!]

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[openheartnp]

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WE are the normal ones, IMO!

Everybody else is just chicken deficient.

You know you addicted when....You hear a wayward crow at 4 AM, you sit bolt upright from a sound slepp, run out of the house in your nighty and slippers, shut off all the house lights, and try to hush them. Because if they keep this up, you'll have to give them away....

 

[Schwartzfarmnc]

You've forgotten what your wife actually looks like

Your chickens have more pet names than your spouse

 

[SIMPleChick]

When you see a chicken in the nest and wait for her egg...then another one is in another nest and you wait for hers....and you talk and coo to them giving them encouragement as they labor....Also...when your chickens sing lound and long songs while you are on the phone and you tell them to shush and they obey you! LOL!!!

 

[SIMPleChick]

Also....when you wash and package their eggs one at a time putting them in color and size order in the carton.....I know....I'm a gonner....

 

[Echolalia]

When you walk around your yard with a barred rock on your shoulder like a pirate and refer to yourself as "the chickeneer"

 

[ganesha09]

You refuse to install the already purchased automatic pop door because you personally want to wake up at sunrise, go outside, open the chicken door and say good morning to your girlies and tuck them in at night

You are currently shopping for a hammock to hang in the run because you've always thought how nice it would be to nap with the girls

Your daughter informs her friends that you cook much better things for the chickens than for her