HAHA! I suffer from most of this! like
walking around barefoot in the run and then walking inside,
holding, petting, cuddling, and kissing your chickens,
people cally you the chicken girl,
most people try as hard as possible not to mention chickens around you,
you are the first person that is called when a chicken needs a home,
your mom says that you might need to go on chicken restriction,
the first thing on your christmas list has something to do with chickens,
your dog follows you around constantly because she thinks you don't love her anymore,
when a certain friend cant remember your name she calls you chickens.
and many more things other than this but my mom needs help now!
haha... chicken girl