Flying Blond

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by mjdtexan, Jan 24, 2009.

  1. mjdtexan

    mjdtexan Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 30, 2008
    Houston(ish)
    I stole this one from BYC's sister forum SufficientSelf.com

    A plane was on its way to Houston and a blonde gets out of her economy seat and heads into first class.

    She sits down and the flight attendant says she must return to her seat since she did not pay for first class.

    The blonde says, "I am blonde, I am beautiful, I am flying to Houston first class, and I am staying in this seat."

    The flight attendant gets the co-pilot. He says she must return to her original seat. She is not allowed in first class.

    The blonde says, "I am blonde, I am beautiful, I am flying to Houston first class, and I am staying in this seat."

    Frustrated, he tells the pilot that he can't budge the blonde in first class......the pilot says, "oh she is a blonde. OK I am married to a blonde. I speak blonde. Let me talk to her."

    He heads to the blonde and whispers in her ear.

    "Oh I am sorry. I will return to my seat. Thank you" and away she goes back to economy class.

    Baffled the flight attendant and co-pilot want to know what he said to move her so easily........

    "Oh, I told her that first class was not going to Houston"
     
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    B. Saffles Farms Mr. Yappy Chickenizer

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  3. rocktheflock

    rocktheflock Chillin' With My Peeps

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