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Did you notice any particular behaviors that indicated her being unhappy?
Signs of an unhappy/ lonely chicken:
- dying her feathers black and listening to death metal music
- hanging out behind the coop and smoking cigarettes with the cat
- getting a beak piercing
- roosting on the bottom bar, even though there's no one on the top bar
- snorting oyster shell
- laying square eggs
- getting a tattoo of Colonel Sanders
- playing "chicken" with cars in the drive way
- hanging out by the mail box, drinking malt liqueur and listening to polka music