- Apr 13, 2018
 
- 7,162
 
- 29,667
 
- 977
 
Did you notice any particular behaviors that indicated her being unhappy?
Signs of an unhappy/ lonely chicken:
- dying her feathers black and listening to death metal music
 - hanging out behind the coop and smoking cigarettes with the cat
 - getting a beak piercing
 - roosting on the bottom bar, even though there's no one on the top bar
 - snorting oyster shell
 - laying square eggs
 - getting a tattoo of Colonel Sanders
 - playing "chicken" with cars in the drive way
 - hanging out by the mail box, drinking malt liqueur and listening to polka music
 
	
 TOO funny!!!