For the Farm Boy...

[Spookwriter]

Celery by itself? Yes...I might be guilty. I take notions of a celery or carrot snack
while I'm setting at this computer all day long. Better than smoking, and I can't stand
hard candy or potato chips.

So I figure a healthy snack.

And back to those mean wifes.... At the county fair, my sweet bamboo has won the
Meanest Wife in the County trophy three years running.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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You can get a trophy for that? Cool! I'm entering my wife this year.... I'm gonna be famous!

 

[sourland]

Your reputation precedes you. Infamy/fame?

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

I bought the celery!! love it with "squirt cheese".

I'm the luckiest man alive!

If my wife gets mad at me, she gives me the silent treatment.

I absorb it for about 3 days, then ask her what's wrong. She'll spill the beans,.... then it's over.

I LOVE SILENT TREATMENTS!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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I'm SOOO jealous. I wanna get the silent treatment! I get the hollering treatment, the cook your own darn supper treatment, the I don't know where the remote is and no I won't help you find it treatment.

You just get all the luck.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Ha, got my own remote too! Goes with the ROYALTY thing. If I don't have my remote, I'm a ROYAL pain in the....Hey, there's a chicken!

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Maybe you just don't get her "mad enough" for the silent treatment.

Try harder!

 

[sourland]

No silent treatment here! Well, yes on second thought there is. It's like the calm that precedes a monsoon, earthquake, tsunami---significant force of nature. The only solution is to get the heck out of the way. One time she got very quiet, not silent and matter of fact. That one was life changing-trust me DON'T MESS WITH THE WOMAN.

 

[EweSheep]

Hubby KNOWS not to mess with me when I give him the silent treatment. To him, its like stepping on a cat's tail and get attacked for it.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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You got the "Bucket Of Whoop-@$$" poured all over ya, eh?