For the Farm Boy...

[EmtheFishLady]

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Psh, we'd go to the spa you mean!

 

[cutrite]

The way I see it, is if things are all good and never any spats someones not telling the truth.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

WITHOUT MEN.......

Recliner sales.......DOWN

Beer sales........ DOWN

Laundry & dish soap sales......DOWN

Auto parts stores would be....... CLOSED

The MAN SHOW & MANSWERS would be........OFF THE AIR

Strip bars would be........CLOSED

Ladies, seems to me, us men are a valuable commodity to this economy!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

sales would go down on midol, pamprin, and xanex too.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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Hey! I do too tell her the truth.
Usually
If she asks the right question
and I can't think of anything better

I never lie to my wife.
Cause she always knows when I'm lying.

Never have figured that one out... it's like a "radar" thing she's got. It's creepy! Works on the kids too.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

It's a GENETIC thing. Parents pass it to the WOMEN!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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And can you just imagine the state of the fishin' and huntin' industries? It would be a total melt down!

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

TOTAL DISASTER WITHOUT US!

 

[Spookwriter]

Depending on what my wife asks, I might be guilty of pretending to be deaf.

Safer that way.

She's a mean woman.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Smart man!