For the Farm Boy...

[EmtheFishLady]

It's not radar, men are just bad liars.

My husband tries to be deaf until I go "HEY, PAY ATTENTION!"

 

[mississippifarmboy]

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but when my wife's talking I learned years ago that as long as you nod a little and pitch in a "yeah" or a "that's nice Hon" every once in a while you don't have to actually listen.

And selective hearing and selective vision is a God given right that EVERY man is born with. It's in the rule book... page 43 I think..

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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AMEN!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

My husband said "that book is classified!"

 

[Spookwriter]

Absolutly, wife-deafness is a husbands right!!

Something about that loud shrill voice screaming in our ear that affects our hearing...

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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That and the broom....

 

[EmtheFishLady]

hubby said "its not the screaming that bothers me, its when your eyes bug out and your voice turns into Satan himself."

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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ooops! I forgot.. please disregard and forget any mention of "THE BOOK".

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

I have seen that!

 

[cutrite]

Did any of you guys kinda relate to and feel sorry for poor Al Bundy? lol He was great on that show.