For the Farm Boy...

[EweSheep]

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And the most primitive need of all, S-E-X!

 

[sourland]

Ewesheep, that commodity is our saving grace.

Boys, you were busy last night. Just printed out all of your repartee' for my book--since MFB won't write one. "The God Given Right of Man at Birth" is classified. My Dad gave me my copy at 14 and told me, "Son, don't let THEM ever see this.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

It's too late! Now that I know of its existence, I'm going to find it and photocopy it.

 

[Imp]

Gosh, does this mean I shouldn't have read that book of mom's.
That book has gotten me into a lot of bad situations.

 

[Junkmanme]

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Don't BOTHER a-readin' them Books and them-thar "Destruction Manuals".

All thet "Book-Larnin' " NEVER got NUTHIN' DONE !!!

Jest JUMP IN THAR wif Both feet an' DO IT !!!

If'n you don't git it right the FIRST TIME, you'll get it right the SECOND TIME.....
(IF you survive the first time....)

It's the Natural Law...of "Survival of the Fittest"
(It ain't NICE to fool "Mother Nature")

-Junkmanme-

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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Don't let 'em find the book! We don't need babysat! They'll figure us out, & we'll be useful!

 

[Junkmanme]

How 'bout them "COWBOYS" ?

(Well....shucks...y'all KNOW I couldn't say nuthin' about them lousy "Broncos" )

-Junkmanme-

P.S. The "Packers" DESERVED to WIN !!! (They didn't make MISSTEAKS !!! )

 

[coloradochick]

Hey now Junkman thems fightin words yer a lettin loose

 

[Junkmanme]

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I've been a Denver Bronco fan for 40 1/2 years. (BUT... there ain't no hidin' from THE TRUTH this year !!!

Heck...I didn't Fire Mike Shanahan !!!

-Junkmanme-

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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what er we packin' and whay are we usin broncos?