For the Farm Boy...

[EweSheep]

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I should add, keeping my husband, just getting rid of the hypothetical Emus that may hatch from the not so hypothetical eggs.

Do emus chase hawks?

Yes. Emus Chase hawks, they lay golden eggs, they play chess with you, can fly you to work, they deliver presents they make to needy children...

 

[sourland]

And they chase husbands.

 

[sfw2]

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Do emus chase hawks?

Yes. Emus Chase hawks, they lay golden eggs, they play chess with you, can fly you to work, they deliver presents they make to needy children...

Wow. You REALLY want rid of those hypothetical emus, don't you!?!

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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I hear they'll peck out your eyes!

 

[EweSheep]

OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo that's mean!

 

[Junkmanme]

About Emus:

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/birds/printouts/Emuprintout.shtml

Anyone for the "Kentucky Derby" ???

-Junkmanme-

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

That's a BIG, .......uh,......Emu?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I hear they'll peck out your eyes!

Shush! You're ruining it. You too Sourland.

They also play the harp! And puppies hatch from the golden eggs!

 

[Junkmanme]

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I hear they'll peck out your eyes!

Shush! You're ruining it. You too Sourland.

They also play the harp! And puppies hatch from the golden eggs!

AND they can outrun the neighbor's dog.

(not that they'd NEED to........)

-Junkmanme-