For The1Much...turkey attack!

[miss_jayne]

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JIM! that's it! i am rolling you in honey and crushed corn and throwing you to the Meaties! shame shame!

 

[newchickenfamily]

OMG miss_jayne!!!

and this one's for the turkeys:

 

[miss_jayne]

the psycho turkeys. why? why? why?

 

[the1much]

i would have paid big $ to be sitting on the edge of the property and see that,,, omg i am still crying bout it,,, and NOT cause i feel sorry fer ya

 

[miss_jayne]

shoot, i would have paid good dollars too! i don't think i have run that fast in my life ever.

 

[the1much]

of course it would have cost me big bucks for the ambulance,, and all the medicine i would need to get me even close to normal after seeing that.

 

[miss_jayne]

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nope! i have had so many 'incidents' that the EMS, police and fire dept know me on a first name basis. they would hook you up for free! any friend of mine is a gonna be a free ride!

in fact, for awhile, anytime the siren went off in town, people would call the house thinking it was us!

 

[the1much]

hahahaha ,, kinda like me and gun shots,, hahaha,, if i call the sheriff's and say theres a problem,, they automatically ask if they need an ambulance too,,,,, geesh,, no wonder they all think im a crazy yankee round here

 

[miss_jayne]

we get rides in firetrucks and all sorts of fun. they love us because they are vols which means they get paid for every run. so the more incidents i have, the more money they make!

i am actually waiting for the state troopers right now. they don't love us as much.

 

[setter4]

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If you had been sitting there with a video camera you could be sharing the $10,000 from America's Funniest Videos!!