For The1Much...turkey attack!

[ninjapoodles]

Thank you for the MUCH needed laugh right now!

 

[miss_jayne]

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ahhh, Ninja! you keep smiling and i'll keep praying!

 

[chickenannie]

Somebody must have "raked" with that tom in the past. My BR tom is the sweetest guy in the world, but he hates my farmer neighbor who has only ever kicked at him and tried to hit him with a broom. Now he is mean to the farmer, but nice to everyone else. I'm not saying it was YOU, I'm must saying he may have had a rake fetish prior.

By the way last fall when I "tried" to rake my leaves, my 6 turkeys followed me around like kids underfoot, and made my job very difficult. Then, every time I'd get a modest leaf pile together and start on the next one they would take turns getting in the pile and pulling it all apart. I was MAD at them for messing up my work.

 

[miss_jayne]

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nope....he was mad because they had a nest in our meadow right behind the back yard. and wild animals just hate me in general! i tend to upset nature!

 

[chickenannie]

uh oh, you'd better stay indoors!
Good tale though.

 

[miss_jayne]

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it's just the way things work for me. we're used to it now. we laugh so hard just thinking about the dumb stuff that happens to me! cheap entertainment!

 

[mjdtexan]

Thats funny right there.

 

[cluckychick]

LOL

You sound like Matthew McConaughey in Failure to Launch where he gets attacked by all the wild animals.

 

[miss_jayne]

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oh geez! it's kinda like that.

 

[the1much]

i wish i had turkeys attacking me

go look what attacks me hehe

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