I was out driving in the country once, when I saw a cockerel go running past me at an easy 30 mph. It was a rough dirt road and now matter how I tried, I couldnt catch him. But I did notice that he had THREE legs going like a locomotive underneath. I was stunned!
He soon turned into a small track that led to an old farm house way up in th ewoods. When I pulled up and got out, I saw there were at least a hundred three-legged chickens running around the place. That's when the owner came out on the porch.
"Howdy," I said. "Are these your three legged chickens??"
"Well, yeah. Me and my wife love chicken drumsticks, so three years ago I decided to breed 'em like that. Before I knew it, I was overrun with these lightinin' fast chickens."
"They're amazing! Three legged chickens that run like the wind... You know, a chicken with THREE drumsticks would make your fortune. How do they taste?"
"Well, I don't rightly know...."
"What?! How can that be?"
"Well, in three years - - I aint figured out how to catch one!"
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PS, I had to edit this, once I remembered just how it goes. Hope I didnt confuse anyone.