Free range husband

[Orchid]

Em is only 24...good Lord...let me pull up a rocker there next to you Spookwriter.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Now tell the truth, how old did you think I was?

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

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Did you just call me foxy and evil?!

How so very sweet of you. *flutters lashes*

Just for that kind compliment, you may take me to dinner. *tosses long golden tresses*

I'll need a new dinner gown, . . . of course.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Isn't it uncanny how Spookwriter can insult AND compliment you in the same breath? This was why I had to break up with him on that donut lady thread...

 

[Spookwriter]

Em is in her twentys?.....Talk about someone using chicken math....
Okay Em...ok, we'll all pretend to believe you.

But now I really see how this evil plan works....I might be somewhat older
than Em. Shucks, I'm older than her grandfather. So this is the plan, lure me to
North Carolina with the promise of brownies and a rocking chair... be the
woman of my dreams...Even bamboozle me into signing things over to her
for "safe-keeping".

Only to never be heard from again...

Where's the Farm Boy? Somebody get him on the landline, warn him. Em
has a plan that isn't looking good from my side...

You all heard it here...if I suddenly disappear, start searching Em's farm.
I don't wanta be fishfood....

Spook....who don't want to go to North Carolina anymore. Ain't safe...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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For shame Spookwriter! I wouldn't feed you to my fish...might not be good for them.

Now Cricket....He eats bugs...he's even eaten poison...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

And yall don't bother poor old MFB...he is busy...there's Emu's to farm.

 

[Spookwriter]

Who's Cricket? Is that your husband's name?

I've got an Uncle Cricket...but I don't think think he likes bugs much.
Don't know if his wife ever fed him poison.

And Em, I'm SHOCKED at you saying I've ever insulted you. Well,
I might of maybe called you a hussy once or twice. But a cute hussy...
You aren't the type of woman to hold grudges are you, Em?

And I don't know about how wise it would be for me to be going to dinner
with this here KyaHa YA either...she 's done said she after an old man's money.
I don't have a problem with that...I just don't want it to be my money.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Cricket is my "Evil poodle" as MFB calls him....



A hussy? I remember you calling me a HARLOT too! I do hold grudges...but I might forgive you...if you try a few of these donuts I just made...They're hot!

 

[jeepchick]

WOW 24 is considered old here??? I DONT WANNA BE OLD!!!!!!!!!