Free range husband

[jeepchick]

Wait a second......this is MY thread! From now on all participants of the Free Range Husband thread will not be considered old until they are 72 and 1/2 years of age. But wether you consider yourself a fox or a cougar just remember....in my yard FOXES get shot!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Finally, someone is on my side.

Oh wait...I don't wanna get shot either...



Watch out for them luring foxes...they tend to carry brownies on their backs...

 

[Spookwriter]

Oh Jeepychick...it was only your thread when you started it.
Em hi-jacked it some pages back, something about a crazed
Russian bouncing on her couch. She's a little hard to trust.

She's hi-jacked more threads than D.B. Cooper.

Now, if'n I was to go out and trap a nice young fox...I'm pretty sure
my wife would make me let it go. She's funny that way. My age, I'm
pretty much cougar-proof. Not many women older than me. Not a whole
lot of people older than me, far as that goes. And them that is older...they
ain't very fast anymore.

I don't know for sure...but I don't think Em is 72 1/2 years old yet. I
don't know about them other women. Most women don't exactly tell
the truth about their age.

Em's 24?....How do I tell her I've got shirts older than that? I'm almost
embarrassed.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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*I* hijacked it? It's funny how I always get the blame in these situations, but none of the credit!

I'm not even 24 yet. You all are adding a few weeks onto my life here...

 

[Spookwriter]

Well !!!

You don't think I had anything to do with hi-jacking this thread
do you Em? Go back and look...I had nothing to do with it.

As usual, I am innocent. Just caught up by your charm, my dear
sweet Em.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Now, do I LOOK 72 1/2? No I do not.

Or at least I hope I do not. Do foxes even live to 72 1/2? Do cougars?





My Charms? I believe you posted first. As a matter of fact, I think it's YOU who is luring ME....Ahah! I have you figured out now....you gave yourself away when you said that about trapping foxes...I bet you have a secret bakery all ready...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I just re read things....I DID hijack it.

Oops...I blame MFB, SirBird, and Sourland...they're rubbing off on me.

 

[Spookwriter]

My Dear Sweet Em,

I am totally blown away. That is a beautiful picture. Stunning eyes.
Someone is a very lucky man.

A rare moment in my life...I'm speechless at your beauty.

I surrender all.

Spook

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Awww shucks! I almost forgive you for calling me old now!







Wait...is this a trick of some sort? A trap...is the a bakery around that corner? There is isn't there?

 

[Spookwriter]

Okay, the moment has passed.

You have a beautiful granddaughter, you should be proud.