Ok, sorry about bringing the thread to a screeching halt. No more politics
Here's a funny story. I'm processing a couple of roosters for thanksgiving at my grandmothers. I have a female cousin who I love to death. She is an activist, arrested in Occupy Nashville, volunteers with homeless, etc... We are worlds apart philosophically, but I love her dearly. So here's the funny part:
Do any of you guys watch Portlandia? There was an episode where they order chicken in a restaurant, and they get the whole life story of the chicken they are eating. The menu has a picture of the chicken, along with a biography.
My cousin is a huge Portlandia fan, and I know she has seen that episode. When I serve the chicken, I am going to present her with a duplicate menu, along with "Smokey's" biography