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[debilorrah]

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Get a bigger dog?

Get a taller dog. Those dachsunds and corgies gotta go.

theyare dust mops.

 

[Iowa Roo Mom]

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Get a taller dog. Those dachsunds and corgies gotta go.

theyare dust mops.

 

[Iowa Roo Mom]

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[humming a lullaby for Terrah...]


Terrah, okay I'll STOP - jeesh, quit your wretching.

 

[saddina]

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I can't think of a single work meeting where anything ever got done. Far more got done when we'd email and IM each other notes.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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This is the time to take the narcotic sedative. I put the butter there - you need something to put on the toast I left on your chair.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Ahhh. I know the type. One of my morning jobs has two people like that. Teleconferenced staff meetings take three times as long when either of them participate as opposed to when they don't.

 

[saddina]

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Ahhh. I know the type. One of my morning jobs has two people like that. Teleconferenced staff meetings take three times as long when either of them participate as opposed to when they don't.

Yep. I'd shorthand pages of notes/plans then they'd look over, "Nevermind, the old way is better"

 

[saddina]

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When I worked for D., he'd ask me to sit in his office with a sterno pad, incase he had an idea. Yes I'm serious, the guy was most likely ADD, he felt he needed someone in the room so he'd focus on working. He also paid $30/hour for me to sit and watch him think.

 

[AK Michelle]

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No as in, Your name is spelled with an M in the front and the other letters coming after. Your dot above your "i" is not the size I was hoping for, could you fix it for me please. Or, it could stay the size it is, I'll think about that and let you know.

 

[dacjohns]

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ha ha, but here's what they say

3. If your horse becomes frightened, remain calm, speak to it quietly, steady it, and give it time to overcome its fear. Then ride or lead the horse past the obstacle.

You know how horses do a complete and vertical sideways hop when startled by The Evil Mailbox or Evil Drainhole? But when we try to get them to do that on command (a la dressage), it's impossible?

Horses also get spooked by evil trail crew workers. Something about those hard hats.