Funniest Bumper Stickers

[SpottedCrow]

Dontcha just love Google, robbobbin?
My car was made in Hermosilla, Mexico in the Ford plant down there...all the ZX3's and ZX5's are made there, the sedan ones are made here or Canada...
So I needed an Aztec/Mayan name for her, but that was the one that jumped out...even if it's a male name...I can add the feminine pronoun "Chiua' to make it Angry Bumblebee Girl, but it's too long that way...

Believe me, I researched for 3 weeks to get the right name.
How about:
"Jesus is coming, look busy"

 

[FluffyChickenMama]

In my younger years I had one that said

"Stop tailgaiting me or I will flick a buggar on your windshield"

as I said.. that was many moons ago..

 

[homecatmom]

I was just playing on E-bay and ordered myself a bumper sticker. It is true in more than one way!!
"I don't have A.D.D. OH LOOK! A CHICKEN!!!"

 

[SpottedCrow]

Love it!!!

 

[mdbucks]

Quote:
I googled it but I figured there was something more to it, last car had a History to the name, not just a name

 

[wolfpack62001]

My all time Favorite!
To error is Human, To forgive is Devine!
Neighter of which is Marine Corps Policy!

 

[Peaguy]

How about - a golf course is a waste of valuable pastureland -
- The only stock I buy has 4 legs -

 

[2mnypets]

I saw one that had a big peach on it and it said "M the president".

 

[firechicken]

I had one on my old corolla that said "Government Philosophy- if it ain't broke fix until it is."

 

[DuckLady]

Hey everyone. While the bumperstickers are funny, please remember that this is a family site and some of the ones posted are not quite appropriate.
I will be going through and editing some of them.