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[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

For our readers who are Fun Size.

 

[Coops Dad]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Coops Dad]

This could be a mostly true story: when I was in third grade, I had a pet rabbit that had tiny poops. Like, slightly larger than a peppercorn. My older cousin gave me the idea that I could dust them with powdered sugar and sell them as candy. This was back in the day where we still had the Presidential athletic program thing where everyone had to do the feats of strength, run, chin ups, etc., and I was known to be an exceptionally fast sprinter. I told everyone that I ate special candy from Mexico that made me faster than anyone else in school; I mean, how do you think Speedy Gonzales got so fast?

Yeah. So a lot of kids lined up to buy my amazing Speedy Gonzales magic Mexican candy, 25¢ each or 3 for a dollar. Three days of dealing sugar dusted bunny nugs before a classmate asked his dad if he was noticably faster because some kid at school was selling magic candy.

The next day, I got hauled out of class with such ferocity that the air made a popping sound as it collapsed into the space I just vacated. They had my parents there and everyone assumed that I was selling drugs. Mom was crying, Dad was definitely going to strap me with a belt and I'd probably end up in military school.

Until I gave the principal the unsold candies. And told him what they were.

I think my Mom was even angrier about me selling rabbit poop as magic speed enhancer. Also, she said it sounded like I was 100% my father's son. Dad never mentioned it again but I didn't get strapped, either.

The school made me apologize and repay everyone. Amazingly, no one got sick.

 

[Brooks_]

25¢ each or 3 for a dollar.

So, you were also scamming them on the 3fer deal. I like it.

 

[Coops Dad]

In retrospect, I prefer to think of it as math tax.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Before we get all sunshine and roses let's get some nastiness out of the way.