FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS

[ChickenNinja]

#1. get in, sit down
hang on, shut up

#2. stupid should hurt

#3. horn broken, watch for finger

#4. watch out for #1, don't step in #2

 

[CityClucks]

I was behind this one on my way home tonight!

"Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat."

 

[Chicken Fruit]

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lolololol.

 

[azelgin]

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Oh, now I get it.

 

[chickencoop31320]

"Stupid Should Hurt" is just above the other sticker on my glass too... almost forgot about that one.

 

[Davaroo]

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That is a good one - lots of problems would be solved if it did hurt enough.

 

[chickencoop31320]

Yes that's true...
Like I always tell my kids, "now that you have done what you did (whatever it was) and you know it's wrong... It's time for a spanking so you will remember. The pain of the spanking will be tied to your memory of doing what you did and you will avoid it in the future... RIGHT?!?!?"

Might not be PC, but it WORKS!

 

[Harley's girl]

I was at walmart and thought it was so good I needed a pic of it! LOLOL

 

[chickencoop31320]

"Don't tailgate me, I'll flick a booger on your windshield."

 

[okieroy]

Seen on the back of a LARGE 4 wheel drive.

If you can't stop, SMILE as you go under