FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS

[chellebyerly]

I have
"on earth as it is in Texas"

and
"Politicians love gun control" with swatzti... scwatica... those hitler things... on it.

on my truck.

I also have
Texas is bigger than France


I like :

silly boy, trucks are for girls (as a kid my grandparents wouldnt let me have a truck- I got a car instead-- DH bought me my first truck, a 4 door 7.3lt F350 dually for our 7th anniversary and my birthday. Since then he has gotten me an upgrade. its a 4x4 f350 4 door deisel dually. )



and I have seen but own a sign tht says "I started out with nothing, and have most of it left"

 

[OneCuteShasta]

Hoof Arted

 

[waibel zoo]

Never under estimate the power of a redhead.

 

[Emzyyy]

"God made man before woman because you always make a rough draft before the final copy."
I didn't see it on a bumber sticker just thought it was funny.

 

[Break an Egg]

I'm an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac.
I lie awake every night wondering if there is a dog.

When people say they're agnostic, DH likes to say "you know there's a cream for that"
Kind of like on the movie Hot Fuzz, but DH has been saying that for as long as I've known him.

Edited to add: I seen this on a marquee when we went to the lake last weekend.
"Camping, nature's way of feeding the mosquitoes."

 

[suzettex5]

I wasn't speeding.................

I was QUALIFYING!!!!!

 

[jewleeia]

Honk if I am paying your mortgage

Wild Alaskan Salmon, the other pink meat

 

[ChooksChick]

My husband's favorite:

God, give me the strength to be half the man my dog thinks I am.

 

[Taylorbird]

I have seen some of these as bumper stickers and some on tshirts...I thought they were all funny.....


> 1.A day without sunshine is like night.
>
> 2.. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>
> 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>
> 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>
> 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
>
> 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
> 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>
> 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
> cheese in the trap.
>
> 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
>
> 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>
> 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
>
> 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>
> 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
>
> 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
>
> 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>
> 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>
> 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
>
> 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>
> 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
>
> 20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
>
> 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What
> the heck happened?'
>
> 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
>
> 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
> bright until you hear them speak.
>
> 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of
> jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
>

 

[hen-thusiast]

Quote:

I have to get that bumper sticker!

I saw this one the other day - "Please tailgate. I have a bad back and a good lawyer"

"Humpty-Dumpty was pushed"

"Some mornings I wake up grumpy. Other mornings I let him sleep in."

"Please forgive me. I was raised by wolves"


This one technically isn't a bumper sticker - I found it on a magnet - "Due to the shortage of robots are workers here are human beings and may react unpredictably if abused"