Funny fart stories: you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gag!!

[mychickensrock]

Spooky, that has got to be the funniest story I've ever heard. I'm alone at home laughing and even the animals are looking at me like I'm crazy! Please tell the other story. PM it if you need to. That's just hilarious!

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

Spooky -- I'm at risk for peeing on myself. That's got to be the funniest one I have read on here so far.

I'm also interested in the other one (because my AF days can be mortifying...especially in public...I don't wanna feel so alone.), so PM it to me if you gotta.

 

[JennsPeeps]

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That defintely tops my broken catalytic converter story!!

OMG you should start a matchmaker-via-pooped-pants service. I can't believe that they got MARRIED!!!!

BTW - a note of warning. Do not read this thread at work. It's impossible to not cry and attract attention.

 

[ksacres]

<<<<----- Still waiting for the next installment from Spooky

 

[spookyevilone]

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Oh no. I'm not posting it on here

I PM'd it to two people, but it didn't save in my messages folder so I'd have to re-type it.
-Spooky

 

[wegotchickens]

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Oh no. I'm not posting it on here

I PM'd it to two people, but it didn't save in my messages folder so I'd have to re-type it.
-Spooky

Bummer.

If someone could forward it?????

 

[ksacres]

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Oh no. I'm not posting it on here

I PM'd it to two people, but it didn't save in my messages folder so I'd have to re-type it.
-Spooky

I would love a pm...

*hint hint*

 

[the1much]

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

I can forward it to you guys...

when I get done laughing/crying/gagging.

 

[spookyevilone]

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Can you forward it back to me too?

I don't wanna have to retype it and the PM center didn't save my sent mail.
-Spooky