Funny phone call in the land of public transit

[debilorrah]

Boss: VVTA how many I help you?

Caller: I am calling to complain. There are two very strange people riding your buses. VERY STRANGE.

Boss: Only two?

Caller: yes TWO!!!! They are on routes 45, 48, 54, 53, 31

Boss: Are you sure you don't mean everyone BUT two?

Yes this really happened this afternoon. We were ROLLING on the floor.

 

[Dar]

 

[debilorrah]

OM GOSH it was soooo funny! I couldn't believe my mild mannered boss said that and laughed too.

 

[Southernbelle]

 

[saddina]

Try taking the bus in San Fran, at night, thru the Castro, comming home from highschool...

If you're lucky all you see is the smelly guy who picks up cans for money falling asleep next to you.

 

[debilorrah]

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Oh Honey this is the land of the homeless and crazy here. Cheapest housing in CA - they have arrrived.

 

[saddina]

Quote:
Oh Honey this is the land of the homeless and crazy here. Cheapest housing in CA - they have arrrived.

Shhh Mr. Saddi's cheap enough to move me out there if he hears you.

 

[ranchhand]

This story is too good to miss!

x a bazillion!

 

[debilorrah]

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Welcome to my world!!!! It's a daily surprise!

 

[ranchhand]

And sometimes it's a good surprise?

It's a wonder you're still sane....... oh, wait are you?

JK! I know you'll be back in 5 minutes anyway!