Funny question....I thought anyways!

[Dunkopf]

Try one of those catheter things. Standing in front of everyone. Going once, going twice, Uhh all gone.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Quote:
Darn it Dunkopf... now I'll be cracking up at work thinking about that.

 

[sourland]

Ain't no way this old man's bladder is lasting 6 hours. Wet pants leg here I come.

 

[arabianequine]

Quote:
good one....very funny....tears funny

hubby was laughing too

@ msfarmboy I can see it now lol...record your next auction for us to watch please

 

[arabianequine]

Quote:
You may only run 6 sec. at a time but how long do some/you sit in those staging lanes?

 

[IamTheChickenWhisperer]

I USED to drag race a VERY POWERFUL strip car, it would pull the front wheels and sling ya back....I never peed (and Ima wussy gurl) but after my first few passes in that car I did get out and toss my cookies. Lesson learned....NEVER EVER EVER eat cheese fries (or anything else) on race day. Dry heaves are much nicer and less messy, esp when trying to get your harness off and your hemet off at the same time.

Thankfully Im 5 years older now since my last race and have retired to my spinning wheel.