Funny Quotes...

[pdsavage]

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980)

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

"Stop playing with that stick. You'll poke someone's eye out."
"But then we'd have an eye to play with."

-Heard at the park

 

[conny63malies]

Mom, look the(male 400 pounds) neighbor got bigger boobies than you!!!
spoken by my then 3yr old DD Taylor

 

[arabookworm]

"look lilarabookworm, arabookworms hands are blue! its because of the kill... I mean the death... I mean..."
my 5 year old brother after I tie-dyed him a shirt.

 

[JennsPeeps]

"Do you want the four-play option?"

-me, when I used to work for an alumni office that offered a 4- or 5-play weekend in Ashland, OR for its alumni, and I used to do phone-in registration

 

[debilorrah]

See signature line.

 

[barngirlsrule]

Guys say we're [girls] confusing, but have they met themselves?
- my friend Kristen

 

[Schultz]

Duct Tape-The handyman's secret weapon!
-The Reg Green Show-

 

[barngirlsrule]

"Guys say we're confusing, but have they met themselves?"

-my good friend Kristen

 

[conny63malies]

Quote:
If you cant fix it with duck tape , its really broken.