Funny text between husband and I....

amynbrent

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Mar 15, 2011
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Dryden, MI
Brent: I'm going to TSC do you need anything?

Amy: no, not really

Brent: ok, i'm going to look into getting a longer hose

Amy: Oh, wait...look at their chicks, they should have a new shipment by today, see if they have any black ones.

Brent: You just got 24 new chicks on Monday.

Amy: The color scheme is not working, I have to have some black ones to even things out

Brent: no

Amy: What if I got 24 roosters then what are we going to do?

Brent: How am I suppose to keep 6 chicks alive the rest of the day?

Amy: I'm sure your receptionist would love to take care of them.

Now let's see if he gets them. If not I'll go tomorrow morning
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my wife's messaging and mine would have gone

wife - going to get you some more overly high priced feed for your stupid chickens...what else you need

me - more birds!

wife - shut-up

me - please

wife - no....do you know how muchyou are spending on feed? when are you gonna get some money coming in from these things? How come u always buy but not sell

me - so does this mean I am not getting any more chickens?

me - hello

me - hey buddy there are chicks at the store go get me some...don't tell the wife...sneak them into the garage

buddy - ok...got my dad some too

wife - what is your buddy doing at TSC and why is he avoidingme...you 2 up to something

me - who?

me - Run Buddy! Run!! Abort Abort! Danger!!
 
lol....

Well good thing he's all into the chickens with me. If he agreed to black maybe he'll agree to red too. I have brown and yellow. soon to be black. He said he's nervous about keeping them alive for 5 more hours and told me to go to the TSC by our house and if they have "the little fuzzy black ones with grey heads" to get those if not he will stop on his way home from work and get the ones he found.
 
Mine would of probably gone something like this....

Him: Iam going to tsc do you need anything?

Me: will you take a look at their chicks and see if they have any black ones?

Him: there's only white ones ant they look pretty good.........
 
ours is this way..
him.. i need more feed for the 40 chickens we have..
me.. i heard the chicks are in.. i will wait in the truck..
him.. but i don't want to go alone.. come with me
me.. no way i am not looking at all those babies.. what if they have pasty butt. or don't look well.. i won't be able to leave them.. i will stay here..
him.. ok.. you sure? i really wish you would come with me..
me.. well poop.. ok you big baby i will go in..
ok look aren't they adorable and they all look healthy and great now lets get out of.. ohhhhh look... a rooster welcome sign.. ugh it is 40 dollars....
him .. well what are you waiting for ? get it..
me... i don't know that rooster wind chime is awfully cute...
him.. ooooohhhhh look a chicken that bobs up and down when the wind blows the little flower...
us.. well we only spent 140.00 in there.. we did great.. no new chicks
me....little does he know we have a broody heheheheh think i might let her have a go at it.....
 

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