Funny things I’ve said (with the help of autocorrect) 😂

[User105877]

When i do talk to text it gets a little wacky sometimes. My phone doesn't like to swear so "ducking" gets sent a lot

 

[Painted Calls]

Here's one courtesy of @TheDawg

 

[Kiki]

Chicken Decor






The best goof EVER.

 

[Painted Calls]

Chicken Decor






The best goof EVER.

Oh Lord I think I remember this.

 

[Kiki]

Cult = Colt

 

[HollowOfWisps]

My autocorrect has been wayyyy off since my last update. My sister's name is Keri and my phone keeps changing it to "Ketosis", my husband's name it keeps changing to "Conrad" Here is a screenshot of my latest autocorrect moment. I was replying to my VERY conservative mum while talking to my husband and misspelled jalapeno, but apparently "Kale Penis" is the correct way to spell it

 

[Painted Calls]

My autocorrect has been wayyyy off since my last update. My sister's name is Keri and my phone keeps changing it to "Ketosis", my husband's name it keeps changing to "Conrad" Here is a screenshot of my latest autocorrect moment. I was replying to my VERY conservative mum while talking to my husband and misspelled jalapeno, but apparently "Kale Penis" is the correct way to spell it
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Who knew kale had penises.

 

[muddy75]

My autocorrect has been wayyyy off since my last update. My sister's name is Keri and my phone keeps changing it to "Ketosis", my husband's name it keeps changing to "Conrad" Here is a screenshot of my latest autocorrect moment. I was replying to my VERY conservative mum while talking to my husband and misspelled jalapeno, but apparently "Kale Penis" is the correct way to spell it
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[shawluvsbirds]

I have had too many autocorrect mistakes too even remember.
I use speech text a lot,
And my proofreading skills are not always so great.
Of course when I use it here I can go back and edit after I post.
I catch myself looking for the edit button when text messaging..
And I think that's pretty darn funny.

 

[Painted Calls]

I have had too many autocorrect mistakes too even remember.
I use speech text a lot,
And my proofreading skills are not always so great.
Of course when I use it here I can go back and edit after I post.
I catch myself looking for the edit button when text messaging..
And I think that's pretty darn funny.

Duck decor was a good one from you.