Funny THINGS kids say!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Davaroo, Feb 5, 2009.

  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

    Feb 4, 2007
    Leesville, SC
    A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.

    She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

    As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

    The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

    The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

    Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'


    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

    After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

    Without missing a beat one little boy, the oldest of a family, answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'


    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

    'Take only ONE. God is watching.'

    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

    A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
  2. peeper lilly

    peeper lilly In the Brooder

    Feb 4, 2009
    this is a TRUE daughter was 5 years old, had gotten in trouble at school (for pushing another child that had said bad things to her, i know i know, but that's how it went). anyway she was sent home for the next day. the next morning i got a bucket of murphy's oil soap and water then took it to her room for her to "scrub" her floor (we have hardwood floors) (couldn't make it fun since she was out of school for the day!), anyway my daughter started to complain and asked if she could play after she washed her floor, i told her no, that after she washed it, she was going to wash it again and again until time for lunch. she then replied with "who the hell do you think i am....cinderella??"

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