GARDENER ALERT! Dreaded Disease Arriving Soon! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[ranchhand]

YES! Already Here! Many Severely Afflicted!

This just in from our news sources in the fields!
The dreaded Gardening Fever has already struck in the US and is rampant in the UK and the southern hemisphere.
There is already talk on the streets and internet of such craziness as planting seeds indoors, composting and fertilizing.
How far will it go? No one knows, the CDC has yet to issue a report on this evil, horrific virus.

Symptoms include drooling on and bending pages of seed catalogs, aimless wandering of property and
an itch to dig fingers into wet, stinky dirt mixed with animal manure.

You MUST protect yourselves, if left untreated it could lead to sweating, back pain and a constant supply of dirty fingernails!
Be safe!

If already hopelessly feverish, seek treatment here:

www.TheEasyGarden.com
(BYC sister site)

 

[Countrywife]

Too late. Seed catalogs arrived already.

 

[ranchhand]

LOL, save yourself! Are you in the garden forum? Makes BYC look like a riot online. I go there when DH has questions, he's the gardener around here - but I collect the mail!

 

[AHappychick]

Too late I have been infected.

 

[jbowyer01]

Way to late for me. I must have a n advanced form of it because I bought my seeds last year and I've already staked out the garden lol. I'm a head of the curve!

 

[Nifty-Chicken]

Ranchhand, you crack me up!

 

[4-H chicken mom]

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[Damummis]

Not only am I infected, it seems that I am now a TEG addict too. What's the cure for that????

 

[Lil_Chickadee]

I figure I would have it but I haven't seen the ground for months due to snow.

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

Too late. I ordered seeds this weekend. Now if only it would quit snowing...

(Thanks, Saddina, for the heads up on www.rareseeds.com! I bought a garden full of strange and freaky heirloom seeds. I can't wait to see what comes up!)