She's 8 weeks old, and I've had her 4 days. I can't even get her to sit or come and she doesn't know her name yet. I also have no idea what I'm doing, never having owned a dog before.
Ok, first thing, take her to the yard. Afterwards, follow these directions:
1) offer her a piece of chicken, say “good girl” in a cute high pitched voice
2) repeat 3 times.
3) call her name.
4) wait for her to react.
5) when she reacts, no matter how, say “good girl” in a cute high pitched voice and give her a piece of chicken.
6) repeat stages 3-5 at least five times.
7) call her name.
8) wait for her to come to you.
9) when she comes say “good girl” in a high pitched voice, and give her a piece of chicken.
10) repeat step 7-9 at least five times.
You should practice steps10 a couple times every day, gradually increasing the distance from where you call her, while decreasing the number of treats she receives.