Getting the feline stink eye to hit the hay

[Andora]

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OH that is sooo funny...~

My cat walks on my hubbys alarm clock all the time and I just know one of these days he is gonna wind up at work at 3am!!!

I feel so much more "normal" knowing we are the only house who has cats that do this things.

 

[chook pen jen]

when my girl wakes me up I pay attention , she has been known to dribble ,and as much as I love her I dont want cat dribble on my face

 

[JennsPeeps]

My other cat once puked on my face while I was sleeping. Now THAT'S an alarm clock you DON'T want.

 

[ranchhand]

I have awakened to hairballs on my chest, paws fresh from the litter box in my mouth, cat hair up my nose......yet I still LOVE my cats!

 

[Andora]

Random double post..never had that happen before on here.

LOL I hate waking up with a piece of fur stuck up a nostril! And stepping or rolling in hair balls is the worst, I always feel like we must live in the most disgusting house ever. Once I woke up and had a piece of my lab mix's fur stuck in between my front teeth! YUCK!

One of my cats will pee and carefully hide turds in any dirty clothes my husband leaves on the bathroom floor. I think the cat has heard me complaining so much about the constant pile of dirty clothes, he's now taken my side and doles out punishment whenever DH doesn't pick up his clothes.

 

[ranchhand]

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My cat Cheddar loves to pee on DH's dirty clothes- but never mine. And he adores DH! Go figure. I put a hook on the closet door to keep him out. Now he just rattles the poo out of the door- at 6 a.m.

 

[bid]

Cats make great alarm clocks, the problem is setting them. Our cat's "alarm" goes off at 5:30 am every day. I have explained to him that he is not getting fed until 6 am, but he doesn't seem to understand. May as well get up because you can't sleep anymore. I am wondering what is going to happen when we "spring forward".

 

[JennsPeeps]

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This is exactly why I stopped feeding my cats canned food, which was simply a continuation of what my parents had always done: feed the cats canned food in the morning. They still coming running any time I open a can, some 5 years later, but no longer wake me up to be fed.