Giant chicken eating spider. Really.

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That thing would take your gun away from you and beat you over the head with it....then suck your brains out through your eyeball...
Just saying...
 
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That thing would take your gun away from you and beat you over the head with it....then suck your brains out through your eyeball...
Just saying...

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Now lets not get carried away! Killing a 12 week old chicken is one thing....taking down a 6'3" 230 lbs ticked off bird farmer armed with a 12 gage is another. One shot and the rest of the chickens would be treated to a million little hairy pieces of chicken killing spider!
 
I hate spiders! I wasn't going to look, but it's kind of like seeing a train wreck - you can't help but watch in fascinated horror. I didn't even want to touch my computer with that thing on the screen! *shudder!* Eww! If I had one of those in my backyard, I don't think I could ever leave the house again! I can handle any other kind of creepy crawly, but spiders... And monster-sized spiders at that! I could have nightmares tonight!
 
True Story: There's one of these in my yard.
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Elizabethbinary: really? I see you've updated to show your location as Australia: you actually have an enormous spider like that blue/grey one in your yard? Do you see it regularly, or just once?

We had a great big wolf spider last summer that spun a web on our front porch posts. I left it alone and my son and I would marvel every morning at its web and the things it had caught - it was there for a couple months maybe. But a "big" wolf spider is only about 1" across. Do you seriously have a 6" spider in your yard?!​
 
I don't know, but am I the only one who noticed this on the bottom of that page: " Posted by joke du jour at May 14, 2007 06:32 PM"
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Not saying that there aren't big, nasty spiders out there.... but I'm more cautious about the big, nasty, people out there.
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