G'Nite Grandma

[gritsar]

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Who me??? Nah. Something's gotta kill me sooner or later, might as well be teflon!
Like my old signature said: I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

 

[maplesky7]

and now it says to support your local law enforcement.....


looks like you were converted.


me,
g

 

[maplesky7]

hence the hand cuffs and the rose....

 

[debilorrah]

I used scratched teflon this morning, gak!

 

[maplesky7]

so now nothing will stick to ya.




me,
g

 

[gritsar]

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Nah! That just means support em or....
Make sure you can outrun em! He "blue-lighted" me once for speeding in his town. Since we were at the city limits I just ignored him and kept on going. Five minutes later I looked in my rearview to see a county deputy with his blue lights on behind me! I almost died. I thought "oh NO he didn't!". I pulled over and the deputy kept going on to a call somewhere.

WHEW!!
I get lectured all the time about my lead foot. I tell him there's two problems. #1. I inherited my lead foot from my father and #2. My accelerator is wired into my car radio which in turn is wired into my gas petal foot. The faster the song, the faster I go. It's not my fault!

 

[maplesky7]

excuses....excuses.....


"slow down...it's the law."

 

[gritsar]

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I thought it was Click it or ticket? I always wear my seat belt.

 

[gritsar]

Maplesky, my SO has a question about this teflon cancer. He wants to know if your skin gets all shiney and slippery when you have it.

 

[maplesky7]

teflon ain't shiney.


no, it flakes off onto your food, you digest it...your body can't process it...so you die.