G'Nite Tommy

Celebrity Computer Viruses"

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.

BBC virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.

Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.

Bill Clinton virus: Won't let you query the system for information.

Saddam Hussein virus: Won't let you into any of your programs.

X-files virus: All your Icons start shape shifting.
Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

British Telecom virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
 
I and my mom had made a pie, and she went to move it but the pie tin couldn't hold the weight and it spilled all over the floor
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I am so sorry. I had that happen with our turkey. Those metal tin thing dont work well. We now have a nice metal pan for our turkey
 
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I don't really remember. I know it had blue berries, I want to say it was some kind of cheese cake. If my mom had been more careful, I knew it needed to be handled carefully and figured she would but no and it had to spill between the stove and counter.
 
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oh no it's the pillzzzzzzzzz....i can not stay.

i must go.


i just wanted to say....good night all.



me,
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