Good bye fellow chicken owners

[BairleaFarm]

I think there may be a chance im getting admitted into a psych hospital. Heres why....

When its above freezing I open my coop in my boxer briefs. Well we are having warm weather so this morning as soon as i woke up I walked out an opened to coop. Instead of just the undies I was wearing muck boots. well not instead. Nothing but boots would be odd. anywho i was wearing my boots and my hanes. Sooooo im out letting the girls out for the morning and guess what? animal control drives up. The guy tells me he had a report of my chickens in the road(now i could tell he knew I was in my underwear but was trying not to judge me) I told him "yeah that was lucy and rodger, they had a doctors appointment in town and didnt have anyone to give them a ride" The look on this guys face.. he didnt know what to say. He told me "just keep them on your hill" i said "ill try but they have weekly checkups" he said "have a nice day"

 

[chikky]

Sounds completely normal to me

 

[BusyBlonde]

Edited to say, my husband asked why I was laughing - I told him what you wrote, he said - "what's wrong with that? Sounds like something I'd do."

Ya know what - he would!!!

 

[Glenmar]

 

[CheekyMare]

Lol

 

[Imp]

Yep

 

[hemet dennis]

 

[NovaAman]

OMG! That is so funny. OH to have been there to witness that! I bet you anything, AC went back to the office and told everyone about the crazy dude out wearing boots and undies, playing with chickenses. HAHAHAHAHA

 

[BairleaFarm]

lol probably. Ive messed with them before. They get bored and mess with people in the country. Ive gotten letters saying i need to keep all loose animals on a leash. uhm chickens and cattle are all I have. but ok.

 

[sourland]

Am I missing something? Is there something unusual here?

Congratulations.

Very well done.


The mental picture is grand. Boxer shorts, muck boots, eccentric speech - animal control guy making solid eye contact because he does not want to acknowledge the awkwardness of the situation - and you acting as if this is perfectly normal. I applaud you again.