Good bye fellow chicken owners

[Arcnadius]

Animal control for loose chickens? Heck, my neighbors would give him a coronary with all their loose chickens, ducks, guineas, and turkeys.

 

[ChickiKat]

This is all just too funny!!

 

[TinyChickenLady]

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Haha this sounds like my friends and I right there. I'm the one dressed weird and comfy and talking about burying a body. My friends would be offering the tractor, lime, shovels, etc.
And we can do it all with completely straight face

 

[Spookwriter]

Bought some nice sod for a grave a while back.

I rushed into the sod office and told them I needed the sod
real quick, I had just killed my wife and buried her in the yard.
Needed the sod before the police came.

Poor lady didn't know what to say.

 

[EweSheep]

 

[gryeyes]

The subject line worried me and I was all set to be saddened. Matter of fact, I was already feelin' morose about a departure.

Whew! Just checking chickens in undies and muck boots! My jammies are just a long T-shirt... And with a mature gal, it's awfully obvious there ain't no nothin' else on under it!

Chickens don't care.

Loved the story - and I've been quick with odd answers, usually with a cigarette and a cup of coffee, first.

But if I do rush out there without running a brush through my hair first, I can forget about doing that for quite some time 'cause they ain't no mirrors out in the coop nor yard.

THAT'S gotta be scary no matter how coherent I might sound.

 

[mamaKate]

When my kids were younger and we still had the pleasures of country living, we had a pack of part chow dogs who loved to fight. One afternoon my ten yr old daughter was in the shower and my son yelled "Dog fight!" She ran out in a towel to help break up the match and, of course, lost the towel in the process. The boys on the hill told everybody that our family liked to dance naked in the yard with dogs.

 

[EweSheep]

 

[Highlander]

Funniest thread in ages! Thanks for the laughs!

 

[rbloomer]

Sounds completely normal.