Goose Blinded After Being Hit w/ Baseball Bat- news in my state!

[Cindiloohoo]

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Hey, That's NOT funny!

I got attacked by a couple of swans at the Golden Gate Bridge Park....
I was feeding them some of my Bagel....and I ran out of bagel (HUGE MISTAKE) Those dang thing chased me all over that park, bite-hiss-flap-bite. I almost didn't make it out alive.
Stinkin tourists didn't even try to help...just took pictures and laughed. I'm probably on some Japanise version of American Funny Videos.

I once screamed at a gaggle of geese that were after my garbage I was taking to the dumpster. They CAN be intimidating, but DANG..a baseball bat?!?! I'd have went for a small limb to shoo it off.

 

[seismic wonder2]

Quote:
Hey, That's NOT funny!

I got attacked by a couple of swans at the Golden Gate Bridge Park....
I was feeding them some of my Bagel....and I ran out of bagel (HUGE MISTAKE) Those dang thing chased me all over that park, bite-hiss-flap-bite. I almost didn't make it out alive.
Stinkin tourists didn't even try to help...just took pictures and laughed. I'm probably on some Japanise version of American Funny Videos.

I once screamed at a gaggle of geese that were after my garbage I was taking to the dumpster. They CAN be intimidating, but DANG..a baseball bat?!?! I'd have went for a small limb to shoo it off.

So how did this guy ebnd up with a BASEBALL BAT??? When I was being attacked I didn't have time to pick up a stick from the ground but this guy could go get a baseball bat?

 

[Cindiloohoo]

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I once screamed at a gaggle of geese that were after my garbage I was taking to the dumpster. They CAN be intimidating, but DANG..a baseball bat?!?! I'd have went for a small limb to shoo it off.

So how did this guy ebnd up with a BASEBALL BAT??? When I was being attacked I didn't have time to pick up a stick from the ground but this guy could go get a baseball bat?

Yeah I wondered that too....all I had was a bag of trash to sling at them...ALL 10 OF THEM HONKIN MAD BEASTIES!!!!

 

[DuckLady]

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Bingo.

 

[Prettiest Frog]

Perhaps he was on his way to play baseball?

 

[DuckLady]

He was at his workplace, PF.

 

[Moxiechick]

If he did just happen to have a bat, why not just use it as a blocking tool? He could have effectively used the bat to parry any aggressive moves from the goose and eventually back himself out of the situation without harming a feather! There is no excuse for this level of brutality. idiot!

 

[LarryPQ]

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Was it a sports supply company? Because it makes me SO angry to think he went inside to get a bat, to then do back outside to "defend" himself. That company is in some hot water if the police find out this is the case. Either way, as an employee--perhaps during working hours--on their property---he is representing the company.

 

[HorseFeatherz NV]

I will solve his problem.

Let me have the bat and just one good wack at the guy. He should be ashamed of himself.

 

[DuckLady]

It was a Sports supplement company headquartered in Charlotte
Europa Sports