Got A Funny Poem?

[tdgill]

ok, this just has a poem in it. but really i guess its a joke...

Two poets died and went to heaven.
Saint Peter said there is only room for one poet today, so whoever comes up with the best poem using the word "Timbuktu" will get into heaven.

The first poet thought for a minute and then replied,
"As I was walking along the shore,
listening to the breakers roar
I spied a ship coming into view
It's destination Timbuktu."

"Very good" said Saint Peter then turned to the second poet.

"Hmmm let's see" said the poet. "ok, here goes"
"Tim and I a'hiking went
We spied three maidens in a tent
While they were three and we but two
I bucked one and Timbukto"

 

[Delta2 23]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head


I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming


My lover, my darling, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life


I love your hair, your face, your eyes
Man, I'm good at telling lies!







Sorry, they aren't very nice poems are they?

 

[chickenbottom]

Quote:
HAHAHAHA i love these

 

[tdgill]

me too!

 

[Horsewell]

those made me laugh

 

[ChickieKeeta]

I wrote this years ago when we were learning about
limmericks in school.

Batty Night

I was walking down the road without a care
When a big brown bat dived for my hair
I tripped over some kegs
The bat laid some eggs
and yolk ran everywhere.

 

[Year of the Rooster]

I wrote this in 4th grade so don't laugh at ME.. laugh at the poem

I was walking in a jungle
When I came across a monkey
But the monkey had a problem
The monkey was too chunky

Here is another that I've heard before:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am Schizophrenic
And so am I

 

[tdgill]

and so am I

hahahahahh

 

[WriterofWords]

Ladies and gentlemen take my advice,
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

In days of old when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented.
They dumped their load
beside the road
and went along contented.

(not mine)

 

[KattyKillFish]

i just LOVE the poems you guys posted!

here is one that a friend wrote for me


Malicious bats, Delicious bats!
candy-coated Vicious bats!

Bats are tasy, Bats are nice
Roast one, toast one, give it spice

if you have one, let me see
how it taste when served with tea

bat fillets go good with wine
tender is it's little spine

if you have one let me know
because i want to eat it so!

eat one! eat one! for heaven's sake!
try this tender batty steak!

the tiny flavor tastes so new!
try this tiny bat-meat stew!

Bats are tasy, Bats are nice
Roast one, toast one, give it spice

poem is (C) Kyle Whitney.