Well, I WANTED a female ferret. Wound up getting a very, VERY large male. He licks. EVERYTHING. He wants to lick your hand, face...just a licky thing. Anyway, the second I got him, I said "Gander!" Because our original ferret (the 1 year old) is named "Goose". Well THAT was a huge voice of contention between my fiance and I. He named "Goose" because of "Top Gun" which I've never seen. So, supposedly naming my ferret "Gander" completely underminded his ferret's name. SO, we spent time trying to pick out a new name. Finally, came up with "Tyson". (Think big right? Doesn't get much bigger than Tyson.) Anyway, Brandon came to me yesterday and says that he feels awful about making me pick a different name and to name him whatever I want. Thing is...now I can't figure out which name I like best! Tyson or Gander? Which one? Help! ETA: Photos will be added if needed!